Dear God,
How can you allow all the violence currently in our schools?
Signed,
A Concerned Citizen
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Dear Concerned Citizen,
I am not allowed into you schools.
Signed,
God
I admit to paraphrasing, but my reproduction is fairly accurate. The gist of the shirt was simple: violence inherent in today's schools is a direct result of not allowing prayer within them. A most fallacious premise if there ever was one.
