ATTENTION CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!
YOUR FREEDOM IS UNDER ATTACK!!!
DARK FORCES ARE ALIGNING AGAINST YOU!!!
JOIN me Good Citizens!!! There are Those amongst Us who are bent on stripping away Freedom, Liberty, and Justice from All Citizens, in the Guise of doing what Is Best For Us! They come wrapped in The Flag of our Nation, reciting the Constitution, and claiming They Will Take Back America! And they will -- if We lie down and do not Resist Them and Their Ways!
I Beseech you, Fellow Citizens, to Join With Me, and Raise Up Arms against those who would Take From You the things you were Guaranteed by the Founding Fathers through the auspices of The Constitution! Do not let them Bewitch and Bewilder You with their words; They seek only to Do The Bidding of their Shadowy Corporate Masters in the name of Our Holy Father, turning him from Blessed Prophet into Corporate Pitchman! They would claim Divine Inspiration, even as they Tread Upon The Word of those most Holy to Us!
Do not stand idle in the Face of their Tyranny!!! They would Ply You with promises of Jobs and Lower Taxes and Greater Freedom from Big Government, even as they would drain away the Federal Treasury into the coffers of their Rich and Powerful Benefactors, seeking to Line the Pockets of those sitting on their Gilt Thrones!!! They would take away Your Hard-Earned Dollar, and give it to the Rich Man, leaving the Beggar to Starve and Suffer in the street!!! They will Pretend to Care, even as they are Limiting Your Choices and naming those who would Speak Against Them as Traitors! They will Fight Wars in your name, sending Your Sons and Daughters to Die in the name of keeping the Wealth of Other Nations at their beck-and-call!
Rise Up, Sons and Daughters of Liberty! Rise Up Against Them! Arm Yourselves, as is Your Right, and prepare to take To The Streets, and March Upon Their Palaces! Let Us Raise an Army of Righteous Patriots, to hunt down these Traitors to Liberty, who claim the Republic as their Birthright and who would look down on Us as their Chattel and their Servants!!! Take them from their homes, Drag Them Into The Streets, and let us Tar-and-Feather Them, that we better know Who These Miscreants Are!!!!
I Implore Every Good American -- Let Freedom Ring, Save For Our Oppressors!!! Bring Them Down!!! Drag Them Through The Street!!! Burn Their Homes and Businesses!!! Let Our Righteous Anger Extirpate Them From Out Land!!!
ARISE SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF LIBERTY!!!
SAVE AMERICA FROM THE TYRANTS WITHIN OUR RANKS!!!
GOD SAVE THE CONSTITUTION!!! GOD SAVE AMERICA!!!
Oh, by the way -- this isn't intended to incite violence, or anything, OK? You betcha!